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Take a Break from the Cells — Meet the “Don’t Spreadsheet” Mug Even pivot-table pros need to step away from the grid. The “Don’t Spreadsheet” Mug is your playful reminder to swap Ctrl + C for a calming cuppa. An unmistakable Excel-style grid wraps the mug, while the cheeky command splashes across the front: Don’t Spreadsheet. One glance and you’ll feel the tension in row 1048576 ease right off. Why This Mug Adds Up Relatable DesignTiny green gridlines instantly shout “spreadsheet” without you even opening a .xlsx. The bold pun lands a grin from anyone who’s wrestled with VLOOKUPs at 11 p.m. Built for Hard-Working Cells (and Humans)Printed on glossy, lead- and BPA-free ceramic, the 11 oz vessel keeps colours crisp after countless dishwasher cycles and microwave rescues. Goldilocks Capacity11 oz / 0.33 l hits the sweet spot: not so big it goes cold, not so small you’re refilling every SUM() minutes. Ergonomic C-HandleSlides into your grip like a perfectly aligned column—steady sipping during quarterly crunches or casual coffee chats. Gift It, Watch Productivity Spike Accountants & Finance Teams – wrap with posh coffee beans for year-end survival. Data Analysts & IT Crew – a mug that understands their formula-filled life. Office Secret-Santa – finally, a gift better than novelty paperclips. Study Buddies – because exam spreadsheets are a thing (and they hurt). Daily Functions (No Macros Needed) Morning Prep – brew coffee, glance at mug, remember to breathe.Mid-afternoon Slump – refill, stretch, swear you’ll close Excel in five minutes.Late-night Deadline – top up tea, savour the pun, push through till sheet-free freedom. Specs Snapshot Material: 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish Capacity: 11 oz / 0.33 l Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe Safety: Certified lead- & BPA-free Origin: Blank responsibly sourced in China, printed with pride in the UK Shipping That’s Faster Than Your Macro Orders dispatch within 1–3 working days. Royal Mail delivers UK parcels in 2–5 days; international packages land in roughly 7–14 (customs permitting). Tracking pings straight to your inbox for drama-free stalking. Hassle-Free Returns If your mug arrives chipped or not as advertised, email hello@keolix.com within seven days and we’ll replace or refund faster than you can say “circular reference”. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a no-quibble refund (buyer covers return postage unless we’re at fault). Keolix — Everyday Objects, Extra Personality We turn mundane mugs into mood-boosting micro-breaks, because balance matters as much as the bottom line. Ready to CTRL-ALT-DEL the stress? Hit “Add to Basket”, pop the kettle on, and let every sip remind you: life’s about more than spreadsheets. About KEOLIX KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about. Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day. Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage. Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good. Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it. KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now. At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
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